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10 février 2016

Sketch : CCL Show 3 : Game

CCL Show : Game

4 Rôles: Linda Johnson/Mary Brown/James Miller/Jennifer Williams

L.J: Welcome to the CCL show. Here is your favorite host Linda Johnson. Today we are going to meet three very special guest. Let’s them introduce them self.

M.B: Hey every one. I’m Mary Brown.

J.M: James Miller.

J.W: And I’m Jennifer Williams. I’m here to win.

L.D: A motivated competitor. She is going to be a great rival guys. So, I’m going to ask them some questions and the competitor who has most answered win. First question: Who invented apple?

M.B: A tree!

J.W: Steve Jobs!! I told you I gonna win. Wait !? Do you really say a tree?

J.M: Actually they are three, Ronald Wayne, Steve Wozniak, and of course Steve Jobs.

L.D: One point for James.

J.W: What? No…

L.D: What is the capital of France?

J.W: Paris!!

J.M: I knew it.

J.W: To slow.

M.B: I thought it was Orlando.

J.M: Orlando is in the US, in Florida.

L.D: One point for Jennifer, sorry Mary you were not even close… Next question: Who wrote Harry Potter?

M.B: J.k. Rowling. I love that books.

J.M: Who is Harry Potter?

M.B: What? You don’t know!! How can you don’t know??

J.M: You believe that Orlando was in France so please…

J.W: Everyone knows who Harry Potter is. You should lose a point for that.

L.D: Everyone have one point now. That becomes tight. What the name of the famous waterfalls between the Canada and the US?

J.M: Niagara Falls.

L.D: Correct!

J.W: I’m sur he is cheating.

J.M: That’s not true.

L.D: Who is Neil Armstrong?

J.W: An American!

J.M: Neil Alden Armstrong was an American astronaut and the first person to walk on the Moon. He was also an aerospace engineer, naval aviator, test pilot, and university professor.

L.D: The point is for James, sorry Jennifer your answer wasn’t complete.

J.W: I hate that guy.

L.D: James you have three points, Jenifer and Mary you have only one but it’s not finish yet.

M.B: Am I winning?

J.W: Yes.

M.B: Really?!

J.W: No!!

L.D: Who sang the famous song Thriller?

J.W: Michael Jackson?

L.D: Yes, a second point for Jennifer. Only Mary has only one point now…

M.B: Is that a good thing?

J.W: For me yes.

L.D: Last question and last chance for you Jennifer to catch up James. Who are the Sioux?

J.M: The Sioux are a Native American tribe.

J.W: He is a cheater! I’m sur of it! Please let me win…

L.D: The last one is Mary with only one point. The second place is for Jennifer with two points ant the winner is… James with a score of four points. Congratulation! I am really glad to have been your host. Thank you for watching, this was Linda Johnson on the CCL show. If you want to react about the game you can call the 36 20, after the ads. See you soon on CCL!

J.W: Why no one seen that he cheated?

M.B: I almost won!!

J.M: I don’t need to cheat I’m the best.

L.D: Hey! It’s finish, you can go.  And no Mary you don’t.

End

                                                                            -Nelly

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English novel : Dear diary

Dear diary

Dear diary,

I don’t really know where to start…. I went to the movie theater with Elias.  No, I went to the movie theater alone and then I met Elias. Well, that's not really happened like that… I just wanted to see that movie but mom had this work meeting so she drove  me to the cinema and I really thought I'm gonna watch the movie alone I swear! Watching a movie alone never bother me. Like you guess, I didn’t watch it alone finally… I was sitting in the middle of the room when he arrived, he saw me and I don’t know why… Maybe he was just sorry for me but Elias said to me hi and asked me if he could sit next to me! I had a moment before I answered. I was surprised that he called me with my name! Well it’s kind of usual to call someone with his first name but what I wanted to mean is that: he knew my name, he remember it. We are in the same history class but we never talk… I remember his name because…you know…I find him cute…and when he looks at me I swear I can’t breathe… Anyway I was surprised that’s why I didn’t answer quickly. Of course I said yes.

We didn’t talk during the whole movie. At the end, when we were putting our jackets on, he asked me if I would like to see some other movies with him from time to time. I was all at sea! I don’t really know why I did that but I have taken a piece of paper out of my jacket and written the next movie I already planned to watch with the name of the movie theater, the date and the hours. I left so fast the cinema after that because I was so scared of what he could think about me, or tell… I didn’t want to have an awkward silence between us. He probably thought I’m crazy. I asked myself a million times if I’m really going to meet him at the cinema next time. I was afraid he wouldn’t come and stand me up. But he did and we started to see each other every Friday at the same time, and occasionally on other afternoons to watch movies together. I always smile like an idiot when I see him. I think I like him a little too much but I’m too shy to tell him.

I always chose cinemas far-away from our homes. I wanted to keep our special relationship just for both of us... and yes maybe I was wondering how he would react if someone of the school sees us together. Maybe he will be ashamed or maybe he doesn’t care of what people would think. I’m scared of being loved and being in love. I like him and I want to tell him but I don’t really know how…When he smiles I melt inside. I fell in love with him. I don’t know how, I don’t know why. I just did and every time I see him I fall in love all over again. If I say I love him, will he love me back? Dear diary, I’m going to promise to you that I will tell him how I feel even if perhaps he doesn’t feel the same way. First of all I have nothing to lose and for once I want to assert myself. I will let you know how it goes.

Your only friend,

Pembe  

                                                                                                                  -Nelly

9 février 2016

Sketch : CCL Show 2 : Team Edward or Jacob ?

CCL Show : Team Edward or Jacob ?

5 Rôles: Linda Johnson/E1/E2/J1/J2

L.J: Welcome to the CCL show. Here is your favorite host Linda Johnson. Today is a very special day. Indeed we are going to receive in this television studio set two teams! Team Edward and team Jacob. That is going to be explosive, trust me. Keep watching us !  Now please welcome them ! In your right team Edward! (Two girls are coming). And in your left team Jacob! (Two other girls are coming). Let’s begin.

Hi girls!

E1/E2/J1/J2: Hi Linda

E2: I’m so glad to be here and to expose to you my reasons why Edward is so much better than Jacob.

E1: Actually, I even don’t see the point to justify. Only someone blind can’t notice that Edward is the best.

(E1 E2 laugh)

J2: Excuse me? I’m not blind! You are. How can you don’t notice how ugly he is compare to our Jacob!

E1: There is no need to compare. One look is enough for me to say that Edward is handsome and not Jacob.

J1: He is as white as a constipated ass! No joke.

L.J: (laughs) I love my job.

E1: He is vampire! What did you expect? At least he don’t reek like a dead rat.

J2: He smelt like a wolf and only vampire can smelt it. Guess what? We are not vampire, either are you.

L.J: She makes a point.

E1: If you want a dog check pets shops.

E2: It’s less dangerous…

L.J: Vampire is dangerous to. Oh sorry I stay out.

J1: Yeah, at least we are not going to bleed to death.

J2: No one is going to drink our blood with Jacob as a boyfriend.

E1: I told you, go buy a watchdog!

L.J: Girls…

E2: Bella chose Edward over Jacob. That mean everything.

J2: It’s not our fault if she have bad taste and it was her destiny. Like that Jacob could find his soulmate on Renesmée.

E1: It’s ridiculous. He just couldn’t have the mother that all.

E2: That’s disgusting.

J2: You just understand nothing about the movie.

E1: That was mean. That movie is my second life. I understand it better than anyone.

J1: It’s MY second life not yours!

L.J: Oh Gosh they are completely crazy…

E1: It’s MY second life!

J1: You want a fight?!

E2: They threat us.

J2: What? No

E1: I want a fight!!

J1: And we are going to win darling.

E1: You won’t stand a chance fighting against us.

E2: There is no us. I’m not fighting.

J2: No way were are doing this.

E1: Oh yes…

L.J: I think we are going to stop here, okay? This girls need to calm down a little bit, don’t you agree? Girls I am really glad to have been your host. Thank you for watching, this was Linda Johnson on the CCL show. If you want to react to this topic you can call the 36 20, after the ads. See you soon on CCL!

J1: I’m going to hit you so hard that you will fall.

E2: If you dare touch me…

E1: Really? Try wimp!

J2: Please don’t…

J1: Oh yeah I will…

L.J: Fortunately we are not on screen anymore... Security?! Please, some help thanks.

End

                                                                                          -Nelly

 

 

 

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