Speed dating

4 rôles : Boy/Girl1/Girl2/Girl3

Boy : Hello, nice to meet you !

Girl1 : Hi ! My name is Mary-Antoinette but my nickname is Barbie.

B (to the public) : Oh no !

G1 : Could you guess my age ? You know, people always think I’m younger than my real age because I did a lot of cosmetic surgery…

B : Hum… I think you are…30 ?

G1 : What ?! Are you kidding me ?! I know you’re joking !

B : Oh…25 ?

G1 : That’s not funny ! I’m 22.

B : Okay my name is Benoit. I’m 25 and I come from France…

G1 : Oh my god ! I have broken my nail ! I hope you have a lot of money because my former husband bought me only fake jewels.

B : I’m a German teacher

G1 : Oh…and at least, do you know how to cook ? I’m not goinf to do the homework either. Have I already introduced my dog ? He’s so cute. His name is Ken. Oh my little baby ! (she kisses the dog) Ah my lips ! (she takes her mirror and puts her lipstick on then) Oh Sh… !(the mirror fall on the ground)

Girl2 : Oh my god ! The mirror has broken ! Seven years of misfortune !

B : My seconde date is here.

(G1 leave ; G2 sit)

B : Hello ! Are you superstitious ?

G2 : Oh no ! Absolutely not. Isn’t it a black cat under the scale outside ? Look the window !

B : Yes, I think so. Why ?

G2 : It brings you bad luck ! Didn’t you know ?!

B (to the public) : I’m not lucky at all.

G2 : When were you born ?

B : On the thirteenth of June 1991 and you ?

G2 (she looks at her phone) : It was a Friday. Friday the thirteenth. Oh my God ! You’re such a poor soul ! You were born under a bad star…

B : Hum… What’s your job ?

G2 : I’m a psychic. Do you want me to read your cards ?

B : No,no thank you !!

G2 (takes her cards anyway) I see…I see… Your Futur is sad ! I see a lot of death… and many illnesses. You will be alone all tour life ! Oh ! Bye ! I have to go ! (she leaves without the cards which are still on the table)

B : Ok…Bye !

(Girl3 come)

B : Hello !

G3 : Hey ! (she sits down and starts to clean the table, the cards…)

B : What are you doing ?

G2 : Everything is so dirty ! I can’t bear rubbish and dirtiness !

B : Well, my flat is tidy and clean !

G3 : Really ? Give me your glasses, they are dirty ! (she takes them and cleans them)

B : So… I play basketball. Do you play anysports ?

G3 : I hate sports ! Sportsmen are always sweaty. This is disgusting !

B : Do you practice any other activity ?

G3 : Painting is dirty too, and pottery is even worse ! But I’m crazy about cleaning abd tidying everything. You know, I can vacuum my house 10 times a day and I’m also keen on taking long bathes and showers. I have got my own cleanliness ritual : I take about two showers beforengiong to work and a shower plus a bath before going to bed. Pretty simple actually !

B : Hum…Yes, if you say so…

G3 : I think our time’s up !

B : Yeah I think so. Bye !

G3 : Bye ! And by the way, you have dirt on your shirt.

(G3 leaves)

End

-Nelly&Svetlana

Sketch : speed dating

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